Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Rank Your Servants

I am not a fan of cooking. While I'm not a shitty cook, I'm not great either and I enjoy eating great food. I also hate cooking for one because it's time consuming and I am a food-scarfer. I also get tired of the same food and leftovers frequently hibernate in the fridge for a few weeks until I admit to myself that I won't eat them and just throw them away.

So, if I could afford some sort of servant,* my first choice would be a cook. Not only would I not have to cook, but I think s/he would make me healthy stuff. And maybe buy my groceries (do they do that?). I mentioned this to my brother and he said he was going outside for a minute, but when he came back, we should have a conversation about our favorite servants. We didn't, so now I'm having it here with you, dear readers.

1. Cook
2. (tie) Driver, Massage Therapist

These are actually all I really need (need–ha!). The rest are more superfluous.

3. Personal shopper
4. Personal trainer
5. Housekeeper
6. Pool boy (or girl) At this point, I assume I would have a pool.
7. Aquarium specialist/consultant/tank cleaner (because I'd have crazy fish tanks at this point too)

Let's get back to #2 (the driver part). I have absolutely no idea why celebrities get DUIs. If I had that kind of money, I would have someone driving me around EVERYWHERE, DAY or NIGHT. I just don't get it. Imagine it–great night at the club, dancing on tables, drinking Cristal. How great would it be to just cuddle up and pass out in the backseat while your driver escorts you home?

So, if I can figure it out, I'm going to do a little poll (look to the right) and you can vote on your #1 servant.

*"Servant" seems like it's not the most PC word, but I can't think of an alternative.

1 comment:

Andres Mingueza said...

Hey you! how is life treating you in sunny la? Answering to your 'servant' question, I would have to choose the Massage therapist, that would be really cool. About Justin Diamond :) I don't know why I wrote that on my blog, maybe it was just the alcohol talking. By reading your blog I assume you are in a better mood than in Tarragona :)
Oh! I have been watching 'Entourage' lately and all these places in LA look really great! you're so lucky!
hugs from your friends teresa and andres!