Clearly I've Been Reading Too Many Gossip Blogs

I just woke up from a celebrity-filled dream. First, I was hanging out with Kate Moss and some other "civilians." We decided to go somewhere and for some reason, Kate drove. I don't remember the outside of the car, but the inside was similar to an ex's shitty Honda. Anyway, Kate thought it would be funny to drive while sitting in the driver's seat facing the back, legs up the back of the seat and touching the ceiling and sort of steering with her back/twisting around a little bit to steer. I remember thinking, "that doesn't look too safe anyway AND she's probably totally wasted."

Then I don't remember what happend, but all the sudden I was on a university campus hanging out with about 2-3 non-famous people and Kirsten Dunst and Jessica Biel. For a while we were in the library studying and then for some reason I decided that I needed to take a shower (I think I was homeless or something). I borrowed Jessica's student ID (you know, because we look so much alike) to get into the girls' locker room. Sorry, no crazy shower scene: next thing I know, we were walking around campus and I was thinking to myself, "Kirsten is really cuter than she appears on Perez's website. She should really not wear those wayfarers." Then we hung out some more and Jessica and I were totally BFF. It was only after I woke up that I realized I could have asked her for some workout tips (she was fully clothed during the whole dream, so I guess it didn't cross my mind then).

So I guess that is officially my most superficial dream ever!