The Funniest Two Sentences I've Read on the Internet in Months

Taken totally out of context:

"Men can get a general idea of a girl's endowments before unveiling them, but penises are the Kinder Egg element of the human body. As you'll remember, cracking open one of those yellow capsules could yield something fun and useful, or shitty and pathetic."

(written by a man, by the way)

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Addition: It's been brought to my attention that not everyone knows what a Kinder Egg is, thereby stripping this post of all its humor. So, for those of you who've never seen one:

Another update: Got the picture up and found this blog entry on Kinder Eggs (includes pix). By the way, I'm pretty sure the "Kinder" is "children" in German and has nothing do with the egg being nicer than others.